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God, Benji is such a big fat asshole

"Dani Collins—That was my type.
Period.
I just hoped I was her type."
My man Alec 😵‍💫🩷

"A hockey player with glasses and a fat brain?
A girl could faint from that shit"
I DID 😭😭😭😭😭

"Please let me kiss you please let me kiss you please let me kiss you, Dani" AGHHHHHHHHH YESSSS ALEC THE MAN YOU ARE 😭💗💗💗

Can we talk about how sweet grandpa Mick is 🥹🩷
And fuck Benji. The jackass.