Status Update

Jessica is 10% done

I did not know this was written when trump was president…

— Mar 30, 2026 12:33PM

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Jessica’s Previous Updates

Jessica is 93% done

… I don’t know how I feel about this

— Apr 03, 2026 04:01PM

Jessica is 83% done

I’m sorry? WHAT?

— Apr 03, 2026 03:02PM

Jessica is 71% done

I’m just going to pretend that didn’t happen…

— Apr 03, 2026 01:31PM

Jessica is 50% done

I have to read more from Nat Cassidy, the writing and the story are really good
He also wrote ‘when the wolf comes home’ :)

— Apr 02, 2026 08:39AM

Jessica is 37% done

Will someone please just go to Home Depot already!

— Mar 31, 2026 12:41PM

Jessica is 34% done

Somehow I doubt that’s legal…

— Mar 31, 2026 12:00PM

Jessica is 22% done

Mark this down as another reason I’m never having kids…

— Mar 31, 2026 07:47AM

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