Joe’s Reviews > Heart of Arson: The Phoenix Queen > Status Update

NOT A FOUR YEAR TIME SKIP. THEYRE DOOMED. Aaaaaa my heart

Not done yet but Im so sad, Arabella and Maria are so good for one another. Without Arabella, I dont know what will happen to Maria.

Oh the drama. Delicious.

I dont trust that snake Abigail. For all we know, she’s the eyes and ears of Eminence. But I’m sure we’ll find out soon.

HOLD THE PHONE. Abigail is alive???? Gagged.

Peace? I smell a stunt. I really dont know what’s gonna happen next and that’s scary. Also, surprised to hear that Brando is trans, but we stan the rep.

Oh shit I didnt see Lucille’s death coming at all. I wonder who the fuck is trying to start a war? I thought it was Lucille but maybe it’s someone else.

That fashion show sequence was everything, I live. And unsurprisingly, people in the other nations can see ghosts too. Uh oh

Not Maria and Cienfuegos calling Aquilla a dilf 💀💀💀

Brando is a shady ghost, he knows something and he aint telling