MaddieReads’s Reviews > A Deal with the Bossy Devil > Status Update

Love Gampy and Alice’s relationship

“I want you. And the more I deny it, the worse it gets. I want to spoil you fucking rotten, Ria. I've become obsessed with the idea. I want to buy you pretty things, fuck you, praise you, play with you. I want to take you out on dates, I want to tell people you're mine for real. And you know what's fucked up? I've started to fucking fantasize about cuddling you.Literally just holding you in my arms all night.

“How dare you, on top of everything else?” I asked him quite seriously. “Where the hell do you get off, Adrien?”

“Inside you, Sanchez. That’s where I get off.”
🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↕️

“When the hell had this happened? When had he gone from Man I’d Like To Choke, to Man Whose Dick I’d Like To Choke On?

Gagggg ittttt

“What would be next? He’d force me to actually marry him? I’d have to plan a whole wedding and walk down the aisle in a white dress? What then? I’d accidentally moan during the “you may now kiss the bride” part without realizing it? In a church? In front of a priest?
Wait. Why was I thinking about marrying Adrien? How did I get—”

One kiss is all it takes .. to fall in love with me 🎵.

“I hate how much I love looking at you. I hate it, Sanchez. And I can’t tell what I’m more angry about anymore, all the bullshit you put me through, or the fact that your lips are so fucking plump and pink.”
🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️😏😏😏😏

“His mouth was parted ever so slightly, and it… they weren’t mediocre. His lips. I’d lied.
This one was different. This one didn’t squeeze my chest with yearning; it kicked and swooshed with something much more unsettling.

“You’re staring again, Sanchez.”

I love themmmm

“I stared down at my open suitcase in disbelief. Three unopened boxes of tampons, two crumpled T-shirts, a pair of yoga pants, a handful of hair elastics, a small pouch of tuna-flavored cat treats, an unidentified remote controller, my passport, and an empty bottle of wine. That was what drunk Ria had packed for this trip. Cat treats and an empty bottle of wine in lieu of underwear.”

Ria !!! Screaminggggg

Adrien buying Mr.Toebeans a cat tree… yeah that’s his son

“Why do you need to know when my birthday is?”
As per usual, he didn’t look up before answering. “I don’t. I need your date of birth.”
“What’s the difference?”
“Date of birth implies that I need your birth year in addition to the month and day. Which I do.”


I really do love when they bicker