Status Update

nellie is 24% done

“Yes! It’s a classic. ‘Don’t Stop Believin’,’” she said.
“Don’t stop believing in what, exactly?”
That is funny af

— 5 hours, 45 min ago

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nellie’s Previous Updates

nellie is 32% done

“How was I supposed to differentiate between the pain due to the concussion and the pain due to the agony of everyday human life?”
She’s so real omg

— 4 hours, 41 min ago

nellie is 23% done

“I wished to be freed of my uterus’s commands.” I feel you

— 6 hours, 31 min ago

nellie is 8% done

— 7 hours, 48 min ago

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