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Ivy Haselhuhn is on page 65 of 209

Seeing the phrase “blow my brains out” in a 20th century novel is killing me

— 18 hours, 35 min ago

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Ivy Haselhuhn is on page 52 of 209

“She did in her own heart infinitely prefer boobies to clever men who wrote dissertations” ok

— Mar 29, 2026 04:38PM

Ivy Haselhuhn is on page 26 of 209

“If one believed you could make soup from seaweed, it can’t be helped”
Virginia you won’t believe this

— Mar 24, 2026 02:03PM

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