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Frederic(ton)k
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ranking emperors so far based on unclear factors
1) Caesar: the GOAT but cmon he couldve taken on all 60 senators at once he just couldn't care less.
best assassination of all time though.
2)) Augustus: chose thot daughter over gay son.
3) Caligula: evil but points for probably assassinating tiberius. +played by malcom mcdowell
4) tiberius: pedo who enjoys holidaying too much
— Apr 01, 2026 02:27AM
1) Caesar: the GOAT but cmon he couldve taken on all 60 senators at once he just couldn't care less.
best assassination of all time though.
2)) Augustus: chose thot daughter over gay son.
3) Caligula: evil but points for probably assassinating tiberius. +played by malcom mcdowell
4) tiberius: pedo who enjoys holidaying too much
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