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Paul is 79% done

Oh hurray sexual assault. And wtf is this retcon that Thors never had drinks he was hungover like four days ago.

— Apr 01, 2026 08:35AM

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Paul is 94% done

Bruh is Thor fucking stupid why would he leave thinking the king would be poisoned and only he knew about it

— Apr 01, 2026 09:36AM

Paul is 90% done

Good thing these dreams are so literal

— Apr 01, 2026 09:23AM

Paul is 86% done

Why is everyone here allergic to just explaining things (except the homie Reece)

— Apr 01, 2026 09:07AM

Paul is 83% done

How is this baby leopard doing allat

— Apr 01, 2026 08:51AM

Paul is 74% done

Thor feels a stronger connection to some new thing than anything he’s ever felt in his entire life every other chapter I stg

— Apr 01, 2026 08:23AM

Paul is 65% done

Man these guys are one dimensional af

— Apr 01, 2026 07:42AM

Paul is 59% done

Hero complex okay Thor

— Mar 31, 2026 03:03PM

Paul is 56% done

Bruh these guys switch up on each other so quick

— Mar 29, 2026 06:14PM

Paul is 53% done

See my question is how tf the energy shield differentiates between big and small threats. Is it literally numbers.

— Mar 29, 2026 06:04PM

Paul is 49% done

lol why is every hardship fixed in 10 seconds

— Mar 29, 2026 05:46PM

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