Percy Elkins’s Reviews > The Foxhole Court > Status Update

Holy fucking shit this book is so fucking corny.

andrew, my guy, Neil ran AWAY from you because you drugged him, why was your first thought to go and search for him like some lost fucking psycho dog

rest in peace nicky you will be missed

Andrew: oh wow! I really like this new guy! I hope he notices!

Also Andrew: Breaks into his dorm room, stalks this man, knows his shirt size, notices he's WEARING COLORED CONTACTS, takes him out to some bar AND DRUGS NEIL

WHAT IS HAPPENING IN SOUTH CAROLINA?!?????????

ANDREW THIS IS NOT HOW WE GET OUR CRUSH TO LIKE US

"Is your spine the spine of the righteous?"

only reqason I know of this quote is because of a meme i saw about andrew and his very weird takes. Love you Andrew MInyard, the man who can't be a single amount of consistant with his quotes.

oh okay so Andrew's just walking Neil like a dog now. Neil what is this life you live and why do you have NO REACTION WHATSOEVER

why does this random fucking nineteen year old have a secret bro-code handshake with a fucking bouncer an hour away from Palmetto. What is happening in south carolina??????

what fucking restaurant serves you drugs to deal with withdrawls. what part of south carolina does this

Picking it up again after a week just to be greeted by Andrew “I like Neil and not brown” Minyard