mallow ’s Reviews > Remain > Status Update

Surprisingly boring and generic ending. The actual culprit was so generic that I had discounted the possibility as it was too obvious. When you attach M Night to something you’re expecting like a twist not like a regular ending lmao I wonder how much he was even allegedly involved. He didnt even write a page in the acknowledgement section from his POV it’s just like “thanks M Night for being inspiring” lol

The MC couldn’t be more stupid and aggressive if he tried. Like is he trying to just get murdered? It’s almost like there’s gonna be some fuckass twist where he did it or smth lmao

Ok so we now have three very distinct suspects (3 guys who all loved her and then went crazy on her Lol)

So bc m night is attached to this it’s gonna be none of them right. Maybe it’ll be the mc for some stupid reason lmfao. Or his nice best friend. Hmmm hmm hmmmmmmm

U can tell a man who doesn’t cook made this cuz she’s recommending he doesn’t cook th potatoes right away even tho that shit takes forever and should be done first thing, also the fact that they’re trying to convey a guy who’s bad at cooking takes 45 fucking minutes to cut an onion and a carrot??That’s way too fucking long even for a complete idiot 😭 id DEF make that guy hurry up on the potatoes then!

If this house is supposed to be for multiple renters why is he treating the whole house like it’s his and why is he allowing his cat free reign of the place and why did he not check if pets are allowed before renting here he’s just rude all over

What the fuck made these two wanna collab hello