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“I had come up with an elaborate excuse on the drive over, but with everyone’s attention on me, my brain short-circuits.
So what I get out is “It’s Mom. She’s . . . dead.”
bro no way 😭💀
— Apr 01, 2026 01:02PM
So what I get out is “It’s Mom. She’s . . . dead.”
bro no way 😭💀
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“Thank you. For saving me from falling off.”
It’s obvious she barely remembers. Like it was a reflex to help me instead of a decision. Seyoon flexes her hand, grimacing. “Well,” she spits. “That’s the kind of player I am.”
GURL the only reason he almost fell was because YOUUUU jumped on top of him when he was already going on that damn zipline 😭💀
— Apr 01, 2026 03:55PM
It’s obvious she barely remembers. Like it was a reflex to help me instead of a decision. Seyoon flexes her hand, grimacing. “Well,” she spits. “That’s the kind of player I am.”
GURL the only reason he almost fell was because YOUUUU jumped on top of him when he was already going on that damn zipline 😭💀
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“I’m starting to consider believing in God just so I have someone to blame for my misery”
lol
— Apr 01, 2026 01:02PM
lol
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“HOW MY COMPLETE LACK OF A BACKBONE LANDED ME ON NATIONAL TV: A TRAGEDY IN TWO PARTS”
fun chapter titles oh we are so back!!!
— Apr 01, 2026 01:01PM
fun chapter titles oh we are so back!!!
