Emmalani’s Reviews > Penguin English Library Dracula (The Penguin English Library) by Bram Stoker > Status Update

Stoker, please stop saying “voluptuous,” I beg of you.

Jonathan and Mina continue to be the best. That plot twist though.

Everyone is sad and depressed. Can we go back to when Dracula was a comedy, please and thank you?

Chapter 5: In which the ladies gossip while Johnathan Harker is being held prisoner.

Chapter 3: In which Mr. Harker realizes he’s a prisoner to his host, who can climb up and down walls like a lizard, and has a freaky dream.

In which Dracula jump scares Mr. Harker in the bathroom and yeets his shaving mirror out the window.

Literally everything is telling Jonathan Harker to turn back and he’s choosing to remain ignorant.