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He needed her and he hated her for it.

- I thought they were gonna kiss at the end of 14 like a silly naive little git

You are just a plain rat

Thank you

Because you, speaking of idiotic-

The story is too long and stupid to tell you

I bathe in the toilet bowl

Clutch your pearls over here

What was he afraid of? The fork

Survival skills of a crumpet

He fell, on the fork

What were you doing with a fork