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So that's all there was to the unicorn hunt?
What a dumb unicorn hunt. Contrived, convenient, contradictory. The 3 Cs of doom. And of course I noticed the one (well, two) contradictions that would blow the whole unicorn stuff.
And now they'll leave it behind like it never happened?
Do we even trust Arden to pull it off at this point? No. Do we guess why she aged Anne up? Yes. Shall we continue? Grudging yes.
— Apr 02, 2026 06:16PM
What a dumb unicorn hunt. Contrived, convenient, contradictory. The 3 Cs of doom. And of course I noticed the one (well, two) contradictions that would blow the whole unicorn stuff.
And now they'll leave it behind like it never happened?
Do we even trust Arden to pull it off at this point? No. Do we guess why she aged Anne up? Yes. Shall we continue? Grudging yes.
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*deep sigh*
Hello, Disappointment, my old friend...
It's early, but I already caught the scent of "I don't like how my favourite woman was treated by her patriarchal time & mores, so I'll age her up to make her Assertive & Empowered to suit my modern sensibilities, but the outcome will be the same anyway."
AKA, altering historical realities you dislike.
I'll power through, but I'm on my guard & not in a good way.
— Apr 01, 2026 05:58PM
Hello, Disappointment, my old friend...
It's early, but I already caught the scent of "I don't like how my favourite woman was treated by her patriarchal time & mores, so I'll age her up to make her Assertive & Empowered to suit my modern sensibilities, but the outcome will be the same anyway."
AKA, altering historical realities you dislike.
I'll power through, but I'm on my guard & not in a good way.
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Apr 02, 2026 06:47PM
So the unicorn hunt was a scam? 😂
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Meishuu wrote: "So the unicorn hunt was a scam? 😂"In-world, it was supposed to be a scam. But even scams have to be written well, right? Right?!
Out-of-world? I feel cheated, hermana. 😂
*watches with interest*
Andi wrote: "*watches with interest*"I'm doomed with this one, aren't I? 😂
No wonder some were so insistent on the "don't expect much of the unicorn hunt" thingie. As if not enough unicorn were the problem...
Ahahah. I cannot get over a review containing the sentence, “what a dumb unicorn hunt.” I AM DYING. 🤣😂🤣
Does it need more or less unicorn? 😂 (That was a joke btw)
Pls no I am so excited for this ARC 🙈