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Yolanda is 62% done

are they going to gloss over why polly seemed upset before
louise told her the truth and picked up henry?

— Apr 04, 2026 08:38PM

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Yolanda is finished

was hoping for her to actually be alive even if it wasn't her facebook page

— Apr 08, 2026 08:47PM

Yolanda is 94% done

wait so she'd believe him or sympathize if he didn't cheat?
😮‍💨

— Apr 08, 2026 07:36PM

Yolanda is 90% done

if she knew he was into choking and was around sophie that night
why tf didn't she put it together

— Apr 08, 2026 06:28PM

Yolanda is 83% done

lol i ruled out pete when he went crying to louise about how he'd be a suspect and the university story about being wrongly accused of assault

should of held on to that feeling that he was sketchy

— Apr 07, 2026 10:34PM

Yolanda is 80% done

take a drink whenever louise mentions how perfect henry is, how she
has a severe longing for her ex but is trying to stay composed because he cheated and left, or when her past haunts her cause she wasn't "popular"
🙄

— Apr 06, 2026 06:53PM

Yolanda is 77% done

my theory 🔮
something makes me think sam wasn't "protecting"
louise after spiking the drink and he was saving his own ass

he and matt under direction of sophie probably
assaulted maria that night

then her stalker abducted her half dead and she started a new life and she has stockholm syndrome?

and maria's mom and brother probably have been contacted
by her by mail and they half wonder if its a joke?

— Apr 06, 2026 05:32PM

Yolanda is 69% done

male centered and a boy mom 🤮

— Apr 04, 2026 10:15PM

Yolanda is 63% done

oh okayy

but didn't she practically beg louise to tell her what was
bothering her a second ago lmao?

— Apr 04, 2026 08:45PM

Yolanda is 62% done

pete used her for an alibi?
was the car he parked at the school a rental seeing
as he had to get to london on the train?

— Apr 04, 2026 07:59PM

Yolanda is 55% done

why is everyone so shifty?