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claire
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“Great, great.” Then he pauses and I pause too. “And . . .” he prompts me.
“Um?” I’m not sure what he’s getting at.
“And where did the sperm come from?”
“Oh, my God, Dustin! Why did you have to ask it like that?” Mal splutters. Dal laughs. Jenny hides her smile behind a biscuit.
“Oh, fine then.” Dustin raises both hands in the air. “If we’re being proper. Eve, who knocked you up?”
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— 13 hours, 29 min ago
“Um?” I’m not sure what he’s getting at.
“And where did the sperm come from?”
“Oh, my God, Dustin! Why did you have to ask it like that?” Mal splutters. Dal laughs. Jenny hides her smile behind a biscuit.
“Oh, fine then.” Dustin raises both hands in the air. “If we’re being proper. Eve, who knocked you up?”
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claire’s Previous Updates
claire
is 49% done
A thought occurs to me. “Do you—do you think he’s happy now? These days?”
“I’m not sure,” she says. “It’s hard to tell with him. He’s the sort of person who is happy if you’re happy, you know?”
“Yeah.” And I do know. I know exactly what she means.
Uwu shep 🥺
— 10 hours, 27 min ago
“I’m not sure,” she says. “It’s hard to tell with him. He’s the sort of person who is happy if you’re happy, you know?”
“Yeah.” And I do know. I know exactly what she means.
Uwu shep 🥺
claire
is 47% done
“Men are absolute buttheads and for the love of God, please don’t let them dictate your self-worth.”
— 10 hours, 29 min ago
claire
is 46% done
Because if those horny feelings were at all tender, then how could he be so chummy with the man who got me pregnant?
Ethan, on the other hand, is always the tiniest bit stiff with Shep. “Not much, man. How are you?”
See, Shep? That’s how it’s done. Technically polite, prickly enough to soothe my ego. I’m officially a mess, by the way.
Lol
— 10 hours, 30 min ago
Ethan, on the other hand, is always the tiniest bit stiff with Shep. “Not much, man. How are you?”
See, Shep? That’s how it’s done. Technically polite, prickly enough to soothe my ego. I’m officially a mess, by the way.
Lol
claire
is 44% done
“I never understand why women are so concerned with underwear lines,” Shep says. “Underwear lines are great. They show you where the underwear are.” He squints at my bottom half. “Or aren’t.”
— 10 hours, 33 min ago
claire
is 34% done
“Hi,” Shep says, and I realize he’s not addressing me. “Please kick again. Unless you’re too tired, and then I’ll just be happy with what I got.”
I laugh and it hurts. That’s been happening to me a lot lately. When something is good and painful all at once. No one else has talked to the bump yet.
uwu
— 13 hours, 30 min ago
I laugh and it hurts. That’s been happening to me a lot lately. When something is good and painful all at once. No one else has talked to the bump yet.
uwu
claire
is 34% done
“Thank you,” I whisper down to my belly. “Thank you.”
Thank you for kicking in the first place and thank you for kicking when I was flat up against someone who loves me. Thank you for letting someone else remember this moment, treasure it with a hand against my body.
“That was a kick, Shep,” I whisper to him, emotion clogging my throat.
"I thought so,” he whispers back, a huge grin on his face.
UWU
— 13 hours, 32 min ago
Thank you for kicking in the first place and thank you for kicking when I was flat up against someone who loves me. Thank you for letting someone else remember this moment, treasure it with a hand against my body.
“That was a kick, Shep,” I whisper to him, emotion clogging my throat.
"I thought so,” he whispers back, a huge grin on his face.
UWU
claire
is 33% done
“Willa and I would go in and snoop around when you were out. And I slept in your bed once.”
His foot slips to the floor. “You slept in my bed.”
“Yup.”
“In high school.”
“Yes.”
“Where the hell was I?”
The look on his face makes me burst out laughing. “I forget. It was during the summer, so probably computer camp?”
“Fucking computer camp,” he gripes,
Hehehe
— 13 hours, 35 min ago
His foot slips to the floor. “You slept in my bed.”
“Yup.”
“In high school.”
“Yes.”
“Where the hell was I?”
The look on his face makes me burst out laughing. “I forget. It was during the summer, so probably computer camp?”
“Fucking computer camp,” he gripes,
Hehehe
claire
is 28% done
“Hello? To what do I owe this afternoon phone call? Is this a butt dial? Do I have the honor of speaking with Shep’s fantastic ass right now?”
“Do you really think it’s fantastic?” he asks. “I always thought it was just average.”
“You’re twisted backward to look at it right now, aren’t you?”
“No! Yes. Is it fantastic?”
“It’s quite nice.”
— 13 hours, 37 min ago
“Do you really think it’s fantastic?” he asks. “I always thought it was just average.”
“You’re twisted backward to look at it right now, aren’t you?”
“No! Yes. Is it fantastic?”
“It’s quite nice.”
claire
is 17% done
Don’t worry, Eve, your body is taking care of you. It’s a novel idea. Because if it’s not just me taking care of my body. If listening to my body means that it’s taking care of me too, then . . . maybe, just maybe . . . I’m not completely alone.
— Apr 03, 2026 06:53PM
claire
is 17% done
“Sometimes our bodies take charge of us. My mom’s body just knew that she didn’t need to be prioritizing Carol in the last few months of her life. It helped her let go of that crappy relationship. And for you . . . your brain wanted to keep talking to Ethan tonight, but your body knew that it wasn’t the time. You got tired and had to leave. Maybe that’s your body taking care of you."
— Apr 03, 2026 06:52PM
