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Can someone kill him already

*in life or death situation*
“I noticed for the first time how perfect her breasts are…”
Ok.

Richards felt a coolness creep into his testicles.

Wth is a “half-sexual expression”

See, this is my problem with Stephen King. Is bro absolutely incapable of writing a story without his male lead remarking on every woman’s tits he encounters?