Chelsea’s Reviews > My Dark Romeo > Status Update

The fact that he took all the dust jackets off his finance bro books and put them on her smut books so she could read them out in public whenever she wanted >>>>>

“See, I don’t hate you one bit. In fact, you’re prime entertainment for me. Like a dozen circus clowns emerging from a tiny car. You’re an aerial act, Dallas. When you succeed—I’m impressed. When you fail—I’m amused. But I never, ever care enough to give you hate. That would require you to be my equal.” <— savageeeee