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If I’m listening to an audiobook and I say to myself “wow this character says the word uterus a whole fucking lot” I just know that it was written waaaaayyyyy more than I caught it. This was within the first two pages of meeting her mind you.

But this fucking weirdo then proceeded to eat CLUMPY Mac and cheese on the floor???