Status Update

Kim is 49% done

“In a crown of thorns…
Heavy hangs the fucking head.”

— Apr 10, 2026 06:11AM

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Kim’s Previous Updates

Kim is 93% done

This is not working

— May 10, 2026 08:44AM

Kim is 88% done

“I have something in my eye… gunpowder, or falling debris.”
LMFAO

— Apr 21, 2026 02:38PM

Kim is 84% done

Gulping down a dry mouthful of apprehension, I mumble, “My bad…?”

Oh my god 🤣🤣

— Apr 19, 2026 01:33PM

Kim is 83% done

“You are my kingdom. My empire…
My everything.”

— Apr 13, 2026 07:00AM

Kim is 82% done

“But now that he’s apologizing for claiming me, it’s pissing me the fuck off.
Because… well…
Who the hell am I if not his??”

— Apr 13, 2026 06:52AM

Kim is 80% done

“When you’re the villain in everyone else’s story, you have to be the villain in your own … whether you like it or not.”

— Apr 13, 2026 05:24AM

Kim is 66% done

The Ivory is very different from what I expected, or is it Manual vs Ivory/diablo/jefe?

— Apr 11, 2026 04:19PM

Kim is 58% done

“The perfect proxy to play the part.”

I’ve decided to use this wonderful opportunity to express my hate for the proxy idea and because of it, for the word proxy that is mentioned 17 times, not as much as I was expecting but still a lot. Still enough to piss me off. Genuinely hoping I don’t end up hating the whole series because of this book.

— Apr 10, 2026 05:16PM