Jenlene’s Reviews > The Count of Monte Cristo > Status Update

I just love how I’m NEVER able to properly guess what the chapter is about from the chapter title, even though I’m nearly done with the book now

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Oh I’m sorry, I know it’s a serious time here, but the thought of the Count just lurking behind a bookcase all day staring through the holes to watch Valentine makes me giggle

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Something tells me Eugenie and Louise have a little something more than “very dear friends” going on…🤨🤨

Um why is the next chapter titled “suicide”? 😂

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OH THANK GOD
thank holy days i was boutta throw HANDS if Edmond here was gonna kill himself over a woman! Good sense Mercédès! I’m sorry I ever laughed at your name!
Continue thy vengeance, Eddy!

Oh and good job to you to Albert

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That’s just so like Villefort to have a little personal burn book, run his fingers down the list and snicker; only to find he should probably stop snickering and start contemplating instead

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I KNEW MONSIEUR MORELL WOULD KNOW YES YES YES BLESS

I was so sad he’s gone but OH I AM SO HAPPY HE KNEW BEFORE HE PASSED

“…there was a study for Emmanuel, who did not study…”

Same, Emmanuel, same.

I’m sweating holy my hands are shaky how long I’ve been waiting for this