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Alice
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We don’t get to know the whole story all at once. And where we’re headed matters so much less than how we get there.
— Apr 11, 2026 12:54PM
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Alice
is 98% done
“Choose a good, imperfect person who leaves the cap off the toothpaste, and puts the toilet paper roll on upside down, and loads the dishwasher like a ferret on steroids—and then appreciate the hell out of that person. Train yourself to see their best, most delightful, most charming qualities. Focus on everything they’re getting right. Be grateful—all the time—and laugh the rest off.”
— Apr 11, 2026 12:55PM
Alice
is 92% done
Was this a happy ending?
Of course. And also only a beginning. In the way that beginnings and endings are always kind of the same thing.
— Apr 11, 2026 12:54PM
Of course. And also only a beginning. In the way that beginnings and endings are always kind of the same thing.
Alice
is 87% done
If you wait for other people to light you up, then I guess you’re at the mercy of darkness.
— Apr 11, 2026 12:53PM
If you wait for other people to light you up, then I guess you’re at the mercy of darkness.
Alice
is 51% done
“Yeah. I’m a pessimist, though, so I didn’t trust myself, either. I always start with death in every situation and work my way backward.”
“Are you starting with death now?” I asked.
“No.”
“Why not?”
“Because you’re here. And you’re gonna be fine. And if you’re gonna be fine, then I’m gonna be fine. So it’s not even a question.”
“That’s the worst logic I’ve ever heard.”
— Apr 11, 2026 12:53PM
“Are you starting with death now?” I asked.
“No.”
“Why not?”
“Because you’re here. And you’re gonna be fine. And if you’re gonna be fine, then I’m gonna be fine. So it’s not even a question.”
“That’s the worst logic I’ve ever heard.”
