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“Yeah, well, you clearly also couldn’t be bothered to call me and tell me you were shacking up with some dyed-blond wanna-be goth you probably met at Pandemonium,” Simon pointed out sourly. “After I spent the past three days wondering if you were dead.”
“I was not shacking up.”
“And my hair is naturally blond,” said Jace. “Just for the record.”
A REASON TO LIVE
— Apr 12, 2026 09:33AM
“I was not shacking up.”
“And my hair is naturally blond,” said Jace. “Just for the record.”
A REASON TO LIVE
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mimmoe
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“In future, Clarissa,” he said, “it might be wise to mention that you already have a man in your bed, to avoid such tedious situations.”
good lord-
— Apr 13, 2026 12:24PM
good lord-
mimmoe
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“You know, when most girls say they want a big rock, they don’t mean, you know, literally a big rock.”
not me, i will take a rock from jace
— Apr 13, 2026 11:53AM
not me, i will take a rock from jace
mimmoe
is 63% done
“What are you doing here, anyway?”
“‘Here’ as in your bedroom or ‘here’ as in the great spiritual question of our purpose here on this planet? If you’re asking whether it’s all just a cosmic coincidence or there’s a greater meta-ethical purpose to life, well, that’s a puzzler for the ages. I mean, simple ontological reductionism is clearly a fallacious argument, but—”
I LOOOVE HIM
— Apr 13, 2026 11:45AM
“‘Here’ as in your bedroom or ‘here’ as in the great spiritual question of our purpose here on this planet? If you’re asking whether it’s all just a cosmic coincidence or there’s a greater meta-ethical purpose to life, well, that’s a puzzler for the ages. I mean, simple ontological reductionism is clearly a fallacious argument, but—”
I LOOOVE HIM

