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She refers to her vagina as “my Disneyland” and he refers to his dick as “lieutenant”
Why did I think this would be better than the first book I loathed?!
— Apr 13, 2026 03:16AM
Why did I think this would be better than the first book I loathed?!
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Why is carter being a prick?
So what?! Your mate is sleeping with your 25 year old sister… and you demote him to second line for it?!
Get over yourself bro
— Apr 29, 2026 08:47AM
So what?! Your mate is sleeping with your 25 year old sister… and you demote him to second line for it?!
Get over yourself bro
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So like the cool guys are called Carter, Jackson and Garrett etc…. The villains are called Keith and Simon.
Why? I’ve never read a sexy MMC called Keith!
Is that like an author trope or something?!
— Apr 29, 2026 04:30AM
Why? I’ve never read a sexy MMC called Keith!
Is that like an author trope or something?!
