Terence Trader’s Reviews > Glamorama > Status Update

Dude referenced every person ever. I cannot believe what I’m reading. I’m serious, go to pages 211–212. He referenced every person ever created.

I can enter Chloes apartment where grunged-out Baxter Priestl's sitting on the island in the kitchen with a mullet haircut and Oakley eyewear and he's rolling a joint laced with Xanax and the Sci-Fi Channel is on in the background with the sound turned down and swanky dreampop coming from two ten-thousand-dollar speakers plays over it

This is awesome

“Patrick Bateman, who's with a bunch of publicists and the three sons of a well-known movie producer, walks over, shakes my hand”

When you take a fire picture of yourself so you have to use it everywhere.

“The bar is mobbed, white boys with dreadlocks, black girls wearing Nirvana T-shirts, grungy homeboys,”

I’m on the floor dying

"My dog was a sex maniac and very, very depressed. His name was Max the Jew and he was very, very depressed." "Well, I guess that's why, y'know, he drank the paint, right?"

"Could be. It could also be the fact that ABC canceled My So-Called Life.'"

So far this is my favorite Ellis book this is comedy gold.

“Booming bass from the new Ice Cube”

This fucking guy.

“ Uma Thurman if Uma Thurman was five feet two and asleep”