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finneas is finished

im sure that's gonna cause no problems at all down the line 😊👍🏻

— Apr 13, 2026 06:19PM

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finneas is 89% done

oh no oh no oh no 🫣

— Apr 13, 2026 03:45PM

finneas is 78% done

oh mary ann.... your book 1 self would be SHOCKED and APPALLED

— Apr 13, 2026 01:11PM

finneas is 66% done

oh no so if SHE'S simon's mom then... if mary ann uses him as a baby daddy the kid is gonna be a little person . how is she gonna explain THAT. terri shue levels of stupidity

— Apr 13, 2026 01:10PM

finneas is 53% done

"sanifem" possibly the weirdest name ive heard for an stp

— Apr 13, 2026 11:18AM

finneas is 24% done

ok so brian is infertile. and this simon guy looks ~just like him~ but british. something tells me mary ann is gonna be getting a british sperm donor.

— Apr 13, 2026 09:30AM

finneas is 8% done

aw man not john 😔 we're def in the 80s now

— Apr 13, 2026 08:16AM

finneas is 5% done

always weird getting used to characters' new voices when they switch narrators. he's doing great but dorothea does NOT sound like that 😞

— Apr 13, 2026 07:57AM

finneas is 2% done

'- so unnaturally green it might be irish.'
??? same ig?? 😭

— Apr 13, 2026 07:57AM

finneas is starting

hello alan!