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average human
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Ugh. This is one of those books where the mls’ are all inherent assholes at the beginning. And where literally no one would want them. So when they bully the disguised fml. And when fml isn’t interested when not disguised. They decide she’s conceited and they’re unworthy instead of the fact they’re literally bullying her twin brother who happens to be her but disguised.
— Apr 14, 2026 12:34PM
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average human
is 99% done
This was good. And I loved the execution of the hidden gender trope. But there wasn’t enough screen time with the other ml’s besides colter really. I’d read the next one. This was fun.
4.5 rounded down
— May 11, 2026 01:51PM
4.5 rounded down
average human
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I’m wild as I lick up the column of his throat and glide up and down along his length as he holds me. I’m feral and ready to be bred. He’s the opposite. His touches are all tender, gentle exploration of my spine, my curves. Even when he cups my ass, his fingers softly knead but don’t dig in, as if he’s afraid he’ll hurt me.
— May 07, 2026 11:36PM
average human
is 74% done
I bet her poor brother will be injured or die very publicly. While FML is in disguise and everyone will wonder who she is because the prince was injured yet he’s here. And than she’ll pull a crazy self sacrificing stunt or get seriously kidnapped/injured.
— Apr 20, 2026 03:55PM
average human
is 67% done
We’ve actually gotten the least amount of book time with Luka
An ache zings up my spine that makes me stiffen in pain. I might need to make an appointment for a massage tomorrow.
That actually sounds glorious.
— Apr 20, 2026 11:22AM
An ache zings up my spine that makes me stiffen in pain. I might need to make an appointment for a massage tomorrow.
That actually sounds glorious.
average human
is 60% done
Having a great time rn.
Maybe it’s out there, somewhere, building offshore like a tsunami. But for right now, I simply feel an exhausted sort of pride that I protected someone.
I—an omega—protected someone.
I fought an alpha and won.
— Apr 16, 2026 11:10PM
Maybe it’s out there, somewhere, building offshore like a tsunami. But for right now, I simply feel an exhausted sort of pride that I protected someone.
I—an omega—protected someone.
I fought an alpha and won.
average human
is 51% done
I love this concept. I’ve read a lot of cross dressing fml but never one where fml lives a double life at the same time. I love this.
There, standing in front of me, is Luka. The wind is whipping his dark hair up into playful spikes. He’s clearly shaved recently, because the close crop along his jaw showcases the sharp angle of it.
— Apr 16, 2026 10:15PM
There, standing in front of me, is Luka. The wind is whipping his dark hair up into playful spikes. He’s clearly shaved recently, because the close crop along his jaw showcases the sharp angle of it.
average human
is 42% done
Ugh Colton. My guy. I love how primal he is.
“It’s not funny, you obnoxious dick!” I groan as my brother collapses backward on his couch, wheezing with mirth until tears come to his eyes.
“Oh, yes it fucking is,” he counters, looking better today than he did a week ago.
— Apr 15, 2026 11:30PM
“It’s not funny, you obnoxious dick!” I groan as my brother collapses backward on his couch, wheezing with mirth until tears come to his eyes.
“Oh, yes it fucking is,” he counters, looking better today than he did a week ago.
average human
is 37% done
I texted Teddie and his helpful response was: What a tangled web we weave, when first we aim to deceive.
It would serve him right if I just mailed him a box of live crickets or something from the pet store. I’d add that to my to-do list, but it’s already infinitely long. And complicated. And riddled with all these damned issues.
— Apr 15, 2026 10:57PM
It would serve him right if I just mailed him a box of live crickets or something from the pet store. I’d add that to my to-do list, but it’s already infinitely long. And complicated. And riddled with all these damned issues.
average human
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Oooo Mc is cool.
Luka’s eyes immediately narrow, the alpha male misinterpreting my gesture for a challenge. His lip curls.
And then, faster than a blink, one of his hands is around my wrist, the other shoving at the back of my elbow. My arm is twisted painfully until my entire body bends sideways submissively.
— Apr 15, 2026 10:02PM
Luka’s eyes immediately narrow, the alpha male misinterpreting my gesture for a challenge. His lip curls.
And then, faster than a blink, one of his hands is around my wrist, the other shoving at the back of my elbow. My arm is twisted painfully until my entire body bends sideways submissively.
average human
is 14% done
Mc has prob been kidnapped and prob not raped. But close to by a group of alphas. Gunning for the weak link of the royal family.
— Apr 14, 2026 03:41PM
Both Luka and I snort at that.
A lot of packmates, especially before they find their omega, engage in sexual intercourse with each other. We tried it once, many years ago, but couldn’t get any further than some kissing and heavy petting before deciding it wasn’t for us. We wanted a girl between us all, crying out our names and writhing in pleasure. We’ve had a few casual lovers over the years, but nothing that lasted. And none were our scent match.
The longest we “dated” the same girl—if you could even call it that—was seven months, but she refused to be in the same room as Colter. She barely even tolerated Luka because he’s about as demure as a gorilla playing with its own shit at the zoo. The second she mentioned to me and Kylian that she wanted us to break away from the other two and join a pack with her, we dumped her like yesterday’s trash.
It’s been way too long since I’ve gotten laid.
I think all of us have given up hope on ever finding an omega to mate with, let alone our scent match. Most take one look at our grizzled appearances—at our scars and demons—and run screaming in the opposite direction. Or they only want one of us, not all of us, which just won’t fucking do.
One omega made the grave mistake of saying I’m the only sane one of the group.
I let her know exactly how “sane” I truly am.