Keeping.Volumes.Harris’s Reviews > The Marriage Pass > Status Update

At this point, all roads lead back to Dorian 😑 He opened the door, set the rules, and still managed to lose control of the whole situation🚔👮🏾‍♀️damn dummy 🙄

This mofo done lost his everlasting mind 🤯

The theme song for this is currently playing ▶️ in my mind Don Cornelius voice let's here it for the O' Jays singing BACK STABBERS 🎶🎵🎧

Reagan too 🤨🖕🏾

I’m watching this like a slow-motion car crash I can’t look away from 👀😬🍿
They think this is about freedom… but it’s clearly about to cost everybody something.

This isn’t a “fun agreement”… it’s a flashing warning sign wrapped in paperwork 😬🚩
They’re calling it a hall pass, but it really feels like cracks in the foundation getting louder.

They’re really sitting here “discussing the hall pass” like this is a calm, organized group project 😬📄 Everybody is acting like emotions won’t get involved, jealousy won’t show up, and nobody’s going to spiral.... be for real😒. This setup is already doing the most in a quiet way, and I can tell this agreement is about to get very inconvenient for everybody involved. 👀💥