Von Warcox’s Reviews > Jurassic Park > Status Update
Von Warcox
is 50% done
theres a lot of things about a dinosaur park that should scream TERRIBLE IDEA! and yet very very few of these characters can see far enough past their pocketbooks to acknowledge and contend with these deep, terrifying flaws
— Apr 17, 2026 07:51AM
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Von Warcox
is 50% done
if there were a list of quintessential cishet white boy literature, this is almost certainly on it
— Apr 17, 2026 03:29PM
