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"Well just this morning he cheerfully informed me that the tank has been fixed." "It has been Captain" "This surprises me Lieutenant" "Why sir?" "Well for one I didn't know the tank needed fixing." "Badly sir. The diesel pistons were misfiring. They needed to be aligned." "That's very good Lieutenant but it does bring me to my second pint of surprise." "And that is sir?" "We don't have a f*cking tank!"