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Emma is 55% done

"You will suffer no disgrace in dying to save your fatherland. In future times your wife and children will be safe"
Why am I cursed to be Team Trojan 😭😭
I mean Hector is just so much more sympathetic than Achilles, man just wants to protect his family meanwhile Achilles is willing to sacrifice hundreds of lives on both sides simply to win glory for himself :/

— Apr 21, 2026 06:05PM

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Emma is 33% done

"I thought I would destroy the ships today / and slaughter all the Greeks and then go home / to windy Troy, but darkness fell too soon [...] So now, we must submit to black night and make dinner."

I'm losing it, Hector sure has priorities. Can't fight a war on an empty stomach I guess

— Apr 19, 2026 08:40AM

Emma is 16% done

Odysseus referring to himself as "the loving father of Telemachus" is sending me

More like "the absent father of Telemachus" amirite 😭

— Apr 07, 2026 11:50AM

Emma is 10% done

The gods sure are meddlesome... If only they'd stayed away on vacation longer, this whole war could've been wrapped up by now

— Apr 07, 2026 07:53AM