Maria’s Reviews > Love The Way You Lie > Status Update
Maria
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because rich white men are…” I shake my head, grinning. “Bottom of society’s barrel.”😟
— Apr 23, 2026 08:55AM
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Maria
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Ready for Tank’s story? Can't wait until LAST MAN STANDING!
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— Apr 26, 2026 05:21AM
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Maria
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A prison is still a prison, no matter how pretty it is. And death is still death, even if I lie upon the finest mulberry silk😟
— Apr 25, 2026 09:17PM
Maria
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My knees knock with anxiety. Fear. Horror. “You’re a bad person.”🥀
— Apr 25, 2026 02:32AM
Maria
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We aren’t meant to be together, Nova. This isn’t your happy ending. I am not your happy ending.” I’m your fucking enemy, the guy your brother warned you about. 😵💫
— Apr 25, 2026 02:11AM
Maria
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“So, I brought this guy home one time. And his penis was—”
“Nova!” He slams his elbows on the table and growls. “Move on from that one.”😵💫
— Apr 23, 2026 03:50AM
“Nova!” He slams his elbows on the table and growls. “Move on from that one.”😵💫
Maria
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“Will you ever lie to me?”
Yes. I already have.
I literally am right now by not telling you what I know...😕
— Apr 23, 2026 03:29AM
Yes. I already have.
I literally am right now by not telling you what I know...😕
Maria
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a 🌟 less because of her constant fixation and mocking men with small 🍆
— Apr 23, 2026 12:23AM
a 🌟 less because of her constant fixation and mocking men with small 🍆
Maria
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I allow my voice to thicken, because I’m a lying, manipulative prick😟
— Apr 22, 2026 06:26AM