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malak
is 75% done
“Officials are the peacekeepers, calling the penalties and holding the players accountable.”
reading this after the absolute shithole that was game four of canadiens vs tampa bay playoffs is filling me with rage. I HATE REFS WITH ALL MY HEART AND SOUL (if it wasnt obvious, im a hans fan lol)
— Apr 28, 2026 02:24PM
reading this after the absolute shithole that was game four of canadiens vs tampa bay playoffs is filling me with rage. I HATE REFS WITH ALL MY HEART AND SOUL (if it wasnt obvious, im a hans fan lol)
malak
is 58% done
reading a sex scene in the bus while wicked games is playing in my ears: flow state reached
— Apr 10, 2026 11:42AM
malak
is 50% done
“She’s my fucking kryptonite.”
i want to be serena so bad rn
— Feb 18, 2026 10:54AM
i want to be serena so bad rn
malak
is 40% done
if he was doing my chores and looking after me, i wouldn't care how many cameras he installed too
— Feb 16, 2026 09:19AM
malak
is 5% done
“I’ll come home from work to find laundry washed, dried, and folded on my bed.”
my turn when.
— Feb 06, 2026 05:35PM
my turn when.

