RoAnna Sylver’s Reviews > Phaethon > Status Update

“Hi, Calthine.” “Hi, Jack,” the scruffy young man said. The camera cut away. Jack nearly choked on his pizza.

FUCK YES!!!! some good shit GOOD SHIT!! RIGHT! THERE!!!

Gently, Rosie lifted up the sheets, exposing a tiny ball of fur curled up on her pillow. It wore a necklace made of twine, hung with trinkets: a wooden thimble, a tiny silver spoon, a misshapen blue glass bead, a feather, and a scrap of white cloth.

I WILL CRY!!!! BABY!!!

WHARGLEBARGLE!!!!!

...this is actually a coherent reaction and not just me flailing and excited nonsense, believe it or not

MOTHA! FUCKIN! METAL! DRAGON!!!!!!

Jack looked down and saw two dainty blue hands gripping the edge of the fountain next to him. Tattooed across the knuckles were the words “HOLD FAST.”

IM LIVING!!!!! and also gay

Jack looked down and saw two dainty blue hands gripping the edge of the fountain next to him. Tattooed across the knuckles were the words “HOLD FAST.”

IM LIVING!!!!! and also gay

Rosie took a step forward. “What’s he like? What do we do?” Calthine turned to look at her, his eyes wide and his pupils fully feral. “Run,” he said, and vanished.

HA HA OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!!!!!

“Is there a Bigfoot?” Cal burst out into laughter, slapping his hands on his knees. “Oooooh, boy, that was a good one. Sure, there’s a Bigfoot. Me! Hahahaha… oooh-hoo…” “No, seriously.” “No, seriously! I was just havin’ a bit o’ fun with the locals when I came over to see the continent!"

im screaming and also in love

Cal put the van in drive and did a doughnut in the deserted parking lot, shaking his fist out the window and screaming at the sea. “Get with the times, you bloody nuisance fish-hags! The iron bastards will make calamari out o’ ye! CALAMARI!”

there he is

They wore the kind of jewelry that could be bought at stalls on the boardwalk, all bangles and plastic shells. Rosie noticed that the middle siren, who had a sharp chin and narrow eyes, had words tattooed on her knuckles: HOLD FAST.

1. IM GAY
2. DO NOT SEND ME SIREN HUNTING they will catch me in 2 seconds