Callie Smith’s Reviews > Virgin Territory > Status Update

i’m sorry “curvier than the himalayan’s” after describing her as tall and lean?!?! let’s pick one and be realistic here

girl what is this page?! 🤣 so the MMC was at one point going to be a priest but he’s now an nhl player on the brink of being benched for assaulting people…. he has referred to her puss as communion and two paragraphs later calls himself a god?!?! anyways