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“But what else could I do? I trusted the universe was working hard on my behalf, but I had to tend to my corporeal being in the meantime, feeding and clothing my body while I awaited my destiny.”

“I felt so humiliated, I longed for violence to be done to me. I imagined being hit by a car, my head knocked cleanly off my torso, like a Lego person.”

“Do you think the universe will mind that my intentions have changed?”
“I dunno. I don’t think the universe cares. Especially about you. No offense.”
I thanked Kevin for his input and was glad when he left.

I love this book lol

This is so funny

“I was happy to be paid twenty dollars an hour to flatter a machine that would soon replace me.”