Status Update

Yolanda is 74% done

is lauren even real at this point or just an extension of ted's mind?

— Apr 28, 2026 05:31PM

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Yolanda’s Previous Updates

Yolanda is finished

— May 21, 2026 10:06PM

Yolanda is 81% done

is she alive or not! 😮‍💨

— Apr 28, 2026 06:48PM

Yolanda is 65% done

— Apr 25, 2026 03:47PM

Yolanda is 59% done

boiling water?!
yeah he's a literal monster

— Apr 21, 2026 11:00PM

Yolanda is 52% done

monstrous?

— Apr 21, 2026 09:23PM

Yolanda is 47% done

— Apr 21, 2026 06:22PM

Yolanda is 35% done

— Apr 18, 2026 07:22PM

Yolanda is 28% done

100% like my cats bitch fits 😹

— Apr 16, 2026 06:52PM

Yolanda is 23% done

dexter???

— Apr 16, 2026 05:26PM

Yolanda is 21% done

— Apr 12, 2026 10:35PM

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