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"I created this branch for you," I hum, eyes dipping over her neck and chest…”There would be no Non-Wizard Relations branch…without you… It was tailor made for you and only you. To give you exactly what you wanted."
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"Next time," she whispers, "ask me if I want it."
And there's so many things I want to ask. So many things I already should have asked.
Can I kiss you.
Can I touch you here.
Can we continue.

She thinks I want her for her name? For her titles? She thinks I want the Golden Girl by my side, when all I’ve ever wanted was her.

“You will go to Cornerstone today and fix this.” She paces. “I have a book on reserve that I intended to pick up myself, but you will go instead.”

“Fix what? Mother, I have no idea what you’re on about.” I grab a shirt from its hanger. “What on earth gave you the impression that Granger and I are courting?”

She throws the paper on the ground.

“You’re an idiot.”