Status Update

Jordan Miner is 55% done

GASP AGAIN

— Apr 29, 2026 12:25PM

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Jordan’s Previous Updates

Jordan Miner is 86% done

“We?” 😩

— May 02, 2026 11:21PM

Jordan Miner is 85% done

“good girl” 🫦

where are my pants

— May 02, 2026 11:16PM

Jordan Miner is 82% done

“Oh, baby.”

Yup I’m done for

— May 02, 2026 11:02PM

Jordan Miner is 82% done

I’m…in disbelief??

— May 02, 2026 10:47PM

Jordan Miner is 75% done

oh fuck

— May 01, 2026 09:43PM

Jordan Miner is 73% done

I’m getting WHIPLASH

— May 01, 2026 06:00AM

Jordan Miner is 68% done

OMFG NO AHHH

— May 01, 2026 05:59AM

Jordan Miner is 64% done

“What color is the wig?”
BAHAHA

— Apr 29, 2026 08:06PM

Jordan Miner is 58% done

I’m getting severe whiplash at the end of every chapter

— Apr 29, 2026 01:01PM

Jordan Miner is 57% done

GASP AGAIN OMG

— Apr 29, 2026 12:56PM

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