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"I'm a dragon. I can do whatever the f*ck I want."

"The blade -- it glints"

*shing*

"somehow...SOMEHOW. I know it's a girl."

Magic marks. Okay. Sure. Why not.

You're trying to have a Toothless moment. No. Shame on you.

Did this dragon just come from underground? Zombie dragon. Got it.

"When the man leapt, the dragon instantly parted from its pack"
No, it didn't?? Everyone thought he was going to die. The woman had time to fall to her knees and begin weeping.

"By the time I'm on my feet"
Did you sit back down? Did you fall? What happened?

...We're never going to find out Zane's real motive, are we?

"A century years ago"
What?