Lillian Francis’s Reviews > I See You > Status Update

So we're supposed to believe that they've both been wanking off furiously at the thought of the other for the last month and get when they finally get their hands on each other they break off proceedings not once but twice. First to discuss manscaping(!) and then to discuss their 'feelings'.

Into dump. I have no idea why I'm still reading this.

And I'm skimming already. I can see this being a dnf.