Elise’s Reviews > Ready Player One > Status Update

I swear Artemis was described as dark hair, blue eyes earlier and now she’s dark hair, hazel eyes? Cmon Ernest you geek you can’t even get basic character descriptions down?

They’ve insisted he’s 18 twice and still in school but also they’ve just said he was born in 2024 and this is set in 2045… so he should be 20…
How have we got so much niche 80s pop trivia but this basic lore math isn’t working as far as I can tell