Aakash’s Reviews > Empire of the Vampire > Status Update

This could've been a great story. Such great ideas. But no, it had to be a cringefest. If saying 'fuck' is humour, this is funniest shit, because needless cussing is on every page. It tried to be cool and edgy but just ends up cringey. Ah, I wish I had pirated this instead of actually buying a physical copy, then I wouldn't feel obliged to see it through.