Status Update

Linda is 12% done

— May 04, 2026 07:04AM

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Linda’s Previous Updates

Linda is 93% done

…. big stoopi

— May 06, 2026 11:24AM

Linda is 90% done

hilarious in the face of tragedy

— May 06, 2026 11:07AM

Linda is 80% done

— May 06, 2026 06:24AM

Linda is 72% done

— May 06, 2026 05:21AM

Linda is 68% done

“with a refined, asexual air of an English garden” LMAO

— May 06, 2026 05:04AM

Linda is 66% done

— May 05, 2026 03:14PM

Linda is 62% done

— May 05, 2026 02:39PM

Linda is 58% done

hm.

— May 05, 2026 02:20PM

Linda is 51% done

— May 05, 2026 01:22PM

Linda is 45% done

i get this is supposed to be sad but it’s kinda funny in it’s tragedy

— May 05, 2026 12:52PM

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