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He was a physician specializing in urology. And from the beginning Rombert wanted to help me and begged for a urine sample to put through his Mixmaster. He believed that taking apart the urine is the secret to the understanding and cure of all bodily and emotional distress.
— May 04, 2026 04:51PM
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I am the first to freeze out an enthusiastic Eastsider who has heard things about the Westside and who comes to scoop them up. The disguise is usually wrong. We like our sooty streets with outdoor tables put right down among the garbage bags. Go back to the Hamptons. Or worse yet, to the cocktail lounges of Queens and Manhasset. Oh, sometimes, it becomes a burden and a worry. If I should move away it would fall apart
— Mar 11, 2026 02:53PM
