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din is so cool

““keep your hand close to your sword.”
I paused. “My sword is, ah…still made of wood, ma’am.”
She frowned and cocked her head. “Oh. Well…in that case, make sure your boots are laced up proper, boy, so you can run like hell.””

IM LAUGHING

“Ana’s trunk popped open, and she sat up like a cursed soul from the grave,”

HAHAHAHAH my spirit animals

“The thing about war, boy, is while it happens, you’ve no idea what’s going on—and when it’s over, everyone spends the rest of your life telling you what you did.”

i love it when the mc’s vibe is “i just want to survive”

““He’s new,” said Ana, “and big, and I think he lost his sense of humor in some tragic accident.”

Ana is so unhinged lmao

this is so addicting and Din is so funny

““Beacon’s up,” I said hoarsely. “A titan’s made it past the walls…”“

The AOT comps have been very accurate so far (loving)

this is such a page turner but i have responsibilities 😭😭

“Every wet season, the great leviathans rose in the eastern seas and silently, steadily approached the coasts. And every wet season, the bombards and ballistas of the Legions and the great walls of the Engineers kept them back.”

I FEEL ALIVE