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“I know drunken men and women will eventually try to fornicate with someone other than whom they came with. I remember your birthday party and what went on. Sinful modern life makes me realize how pure the world was when I was young. Nothing is the same as it used to be. People knew how to act decently in public then, no matter what they did behind closed doors....”

Can this man die already

“And you seem far too young to be in your fifties. My father used to say the wicked always managed to stay young and healthy longer than those who had a place waiting for them in Heaven.”

👁️👄👁️

“You’ve got the most beautiful mouth, and a strong chin. Only weak-chinned men should hide behind beards.”

Lmao

Bart's mom out here telling him to "stop making love" to his sister-in-law 💀

“This house wants to use the people inside as a way to keep it living on forever. It’s like a vampire, sucking our lifeblood from all of us. I wish it hadn’t been restored....”

🎵 I THINK I'M GONNA DIE IN THIS HOUSE 🎵

‘“I don’t doubt for a minute you are sorry!” he shouted. “So sorry to see all the glamour disappear in a flashing moment, and now you’re stuck with a crippled husband! Well, you’re not stuck, Melodie! You can file for divorce tomorrow and leave!”’

Jory nooo

“...I’d want you for my own if you weren’t my brother.”

Cindy why would you say this lmao

“I know what you’re thinking, because Joel is always muttering about me being without morals . . . I’m trying hard to hang on to them, really I am. Yet I don’t know how long I can keep myself a virgin.”

Why is she telling her mom all of this??? 😭

‘“Is my spine broken?”

“Yes.”

“Are my legs paralyzed?”

“Yes.”’

Bro I can't with these books

“Every wife or husband seemed to be trying to score with any member of the opposite sex besides their spouses.”

Wtf lol