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Alyssa
Alyssa is 55% done
Im so fucking lost....monkey spiders?
May 06, 2026 02:13PM
Firstlife (Everlife, #1)

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Alyssa
Alyssa is 60% done
K: I bought you a chocolate cake T: cake gimme yeah im that easy I rush over inly to skid to a stop when he adds K: Elena ate it while I was out so you get fruit. T: bitch gonna get cut

A few sentences later "I dip the strawberry in cream Im pretty sure I have a mouth-gasm."

Is this a YA? The inuendos, language etc through this whole book is wild. In to deep to DNF but wtf.
May 07, 2026 07:54AM
Firstlife (Everlife, #1)


Alyssa
Alyssa is 17% done
Hold on you just met both of these people and youre already assuming one of them hasn't "seen into his heart" and has a biased view?? This book feels so forced 😅 the language is weird for 17 year olds dialogue. Reading through my owned TBR and this might end up being the lowest rated book of the year
May 06, 2026 09:02AM
Firstlife (Everlife, #1)


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