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Khadj is 26% done

Chekhov’s vibrator, i’m locking it in

— 4 hours, 35 min ago

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Khadj’s Previous Updates

Khadj is 28% done

This girl is like “George is so hot” “George is so fig” “He’s so attractive “ every 5 minutes and then she’ll say shit like “George and I are just friends, idk why people can’t understand that” like okay girl please stop playing in my face

— 4 hours, 15 min ago

Khadj is 10% done

I feel like she can sue for that

— May 05, 2026 02:28PM

Khadj is 5% done

The matching tattoos of each other’s names on their ribcage is CRAZY

— May 05, 2026 05:39AM

Khadj is 2% done

6 months is crazy

— May 05, 2026 05:16AM

Khadj is 2% done

FORTY SIX??????