Zana’s Reviews > Seeds of Yesterday > Status Update

“I’ve found a man to love me that makes you look like something drug up from the Dismal Swamp!”

Damn Cindy! 💀

“God did exist, had always been there even when I wanted to deny him.

The words of Christ did have meaning in today’s world—and somehow his teachings had reached out and found a place in Bart’s maze of troubled brain waves.”

This suddenly turned into Christian fiction lmao

“Cathy, I told him what I honestly thought, that he was looking for a woman like his mother. He went pale, almost dead white. He appeared totally shocked at the idea.”

Not all men? Lmao

“It takes an exceptionally compassionate and understanding man to marry a woman who isn’t physically normal.”

“Isn't physically normal” is sending me

‘“He won’t find his soul, Momma,” she called back coolly, backing away even farther. “He was born without one.”’

👁️👄👁️

“You’re not my sister, just a smart-ass little bitch in heat—the same as your mother!”

Omfg 💀

“...For with a mother like you, Jory doesn’t need a wife like me.”

Boy mom alert

‘“Uncle Joel says the best evangelists have been the worst sinners; he says you have to roll in the gutter filth to know what it’s like to be clean, and saved.”

“And that’s what you’re doing all those nights, rolling in the gutter filth?”

“Yes, Mother darling—for damned if I know what it’s like to feel clean, or saved.”’

😬

Bart and Joel are gonna start a hard-line Christian cult now??

“I wanted a boy and a girl . . . but not twins. Now I have to be both mother and father to two! Twins! It’s not fair, not fair!”

Damn Melodie!